So we were watching this WWII Era filmstrip to see if it was riffable and this happened. 
Fat Grandma: The Early Years?

So we were watching this WWII Era filmstrip to see if it was riffable and this happened. 

Fat Grandma: The Early Years?

Ian Ziering was paid for this bad film he made
Where sharks fall from the sky-y
Chris Pratt plays a man who forms a rogue band
Half of whom are CGI-I
Now The Doctor’s reborn and his face is well-worn
By a man who swears like a sailor
Join Starchibald and Jim as they sit back and take in
This trio of sci-fi trailers

Are you looking to be a more informed purchaser of meat? Well, if you can retain consciousness for the duration of the government-sponsored short, you might pick up a tip or two. Might. No promises.

Prepare for awkward pauses and blown lines NOT coming from Starch and Sunny Jim in “The Quality of the Meat You Buy”!

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therobotmonster:

Personal friend and friend of the Isle Second Prize has one of their videos “The Textorcist”, in the running for best video of the month on strawpoll.me. There’s no prize, nothing is at stake, but check out their video here and vote for them anyhow.

One of Starchibald’s cousins works for Second Prize, as seen in Clover and Chris. 

Blip embeds may still have problems, so here’s the direct link.

Are you worried about the effects of nuclear fallout on your livestock? … you are? Really? Wow. Uh… we had a joke here, but you kind of threw us off with that admission. Huh. Hoo. Yeah.

So uh… Starchibald and Sunny Jim… say things… over this series of civil defense TV spots aimed at the rural inhabitant. So… ummm… we guess you’ll learn something?

*edges away slowly*

Celebrate the 4th of July the traditional American way, with a Civil Defense film riffed by two creatures from an Island Nation and the inhabitants of a despotic nation-state.

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On this 4th of July, do your creepily patriotic duty by joining a jackbooted Safety Squad. 

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In honor of the 4th of July, behold: American Soft Cookies! (click here in case the video doesn’t load)

olpresents:

Rangoon Riffs: Soapy the Germ Fighter

I did a guest voice on the latest Rangoon Riffs!

It’s true, she did! (link in case blip embed doesn’t work right, as it does)